Terrible Baby Names

So I have to say that I am beyond amused with the humorous suggestions of what we should name our nameless baby (for now he/she's nicknamed Beavis Irene to cover both genders).

Some suggestions posted were:

Emerifin (from Will)

Derchum (from Rachel)

Besight (from Tim)

Nospr (from Kari)

I remember when I worked as a secretary I came across the name "Pimpish Landing." No joke. So I was wondering, what are some of the most horrendous names that you've heard of? I'm serious. Maybe we'll end up naming Beavis Irene with one of them. ;)