Until this morning. Our recycling had been ravaged and raccoons had pooed on my Subaru. Although there are raccoons a'plenty in our neighborhood, they'd never bothered us until last night. Coincidence? I'm sure.
"We gots a message from Rocco da Mask! Dat palooka you whacked was made. There's gotta be consequences!"
2 comments:
Could you bring your Subaru to my house and hit some Aptos racoons? I'll stand the mob retribution here. I have a long-standing beef with the local population.
Also, "poo on my Subaru" is, while not exactly poetic, at least rhythmic.
Those things are fierce! Personally, I'm glad the world has one less racoon in it. And I love that you labeled the post under "racoon mafia"...I'm looking forward to other posts on the topic. :-)
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