Friday, October 31, 2008

A Joke I read on the wrapper of a Laffy Taffy

"Why don't monsters eat clowns?"

Alright, let's just stop right there. I cannot think of a more scary or disturbing image than a monster eating or not eating clowns. Wow, years of therapy undone in a blinding flash of confectionary anarchy.

The answer of course is "They taste funny."

6 comments:

redstarmama said...

You guys could not possibly be any cooler.

Also, Justin and I DVR'd Army of Darkness, and thought of Edward the whole time watched it.

Justin said...

Yes Army of Darkness was pure B movie greatness. I was quite impressed by the high level of production. My one concern was with less grit the monsters looked even more fake. Oh well, Ash still rocks the past, present, and future with a chainsaw hand and a shotgun. How did he keep so many shells in his torn shirt? Oh... Who's Kurt Vonnegut?

Anonymous said...

Meridth needs to draw a monster eating a clown!

Airie said...

So I decided to say hi because I haven't seen you in forever! Hope that you are well and that the OC is on its way to ruling the world!!!! P.S. I REALLY hate clowns.

Sharae Peterson said...

confectionary anarchy, hahahahahahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andrea gale said...

Paul is terrified of clowns. I'm going to have him read this and see if it freaks him out.